Valentine’s Day is here, and it’s time to take action. Your only option for immediate romance: our Mixed Messages Valentine email generator thing – back by popular demand! Never tried it? You’re in for a truly decadent treat (that tastes like email). Also, it is sponsored by Brent Douglas Floral.

This is by far the easiest and funniest way to quickly, quietly, and effectively surprise-attack your significant other(s) with love. It’s like a crossbow that shoots a tiny ninja of seduction straight into your lover’s golden heart. And if that ain't romance ... something is seriously wrong with romance.

All you do is fill out a quick, Mad Lib-style form (four different kinds!) and an amazing email of love is blasted at the object of your desire. Do it now! You owe it to the people you admire!