Missing limb misses owner
Hey, anyone missing a leg? No, seriously.
According to the Associated Press, police in Menasha, Wisconsin are baffled over the fact that no one has come to claim a prosthetic leg found in the area. You’d think, as the police officers do, that this type of lost-and-found item would be, well, pretty important to its owner. Right?
Until someone comes forward to claim the missing limb, it'll remain kickin' around the police department’s evidence garage.