He was a lean, mean, eating machine,
He had the biggest belly I had evaa seen.
You’d eat two servings, he’d eat three,
And after that, he’d have pie with alotta whip cream.

Oh, and that was just for lunch,
If you saw him at dinner,
He wouldn’t look any slimmer.
He’d probably look twice as big
In fact, compared to him, you’d look like a twig.

Cause he’s alwayyyys hungry!
You know when you have those moments when your 100% focused in on something?
Well he has those moments three times a day.
It’s when he’s eating breakfast, lunch, and Dinna!

He’d have a lil’ bit of chicken and a lil bit of greens,
And after that, he’d have to put on bigga pair of jeans, cause’
He wouldn’t be full after just that
He’d be considering eating both of his cats,
So, when mom’s not looking, he steals one more piece,
Of that super scrum shish brown headed geese.

At seven O’clock, he’s look’ in for a snack,
And when the clock strikes 8, he’s heading back.
After those snacks, he’s feel’in a lil dirty
So, no more food, cause’ now he’s kinda thirsty!

The next day at school, he’d be feeling pretty fine,
Cause he’d be gett’in lots o food, at the hot food line.