Every year, in major cities around the nation and world, residents congregate for the ceremonial “tree lighting.” They get massive trees and cover them in thousands of bulbs and ornaments – an effect so beautiful that we immediately forget the fact that we've killed miracles of nature hundreds of years in the making . But not in Milwaukee. Nope. In Milwaukee, hundreds of people excitedly congregate at the public museum for the lighting of a 36-foot humpback whale skeleton. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds. Such a ridiculous celebration deserves homage, or an all-out rip off in the Chippewa Valley. So let’s think, people! What should we light up? Adin Randall? Paul and Babe? Those huge construction cranes?