1st Place: Kohl’s
2nd Place: Savers
3rd Place: JC Penney

When my shirts (and pants) tissue paper-like existence eventually blow away in the breeze, I will proceed to the blue ribbon of the past three lists, Kohl’s. It’s all too simple – everything is always on sale in this place! Ties – buy one get one. Grundies – half off. Anything Packers – basically free during the offseason. Need I say more? Second place is Savers (same as 2008). The key at this store is patience. Visits can last up to four or five fitting room visits because we all know a size large from 1976 isn’t necessarily a large in 2009. It’s a scavenger hunt where your time spent determines your reward. In third place is JC Penney (same as 2008). I venture here for my dress pant needs. Although my needs are minimal and usually exist the day before a wedding, JC has come through every time. – Mark Koening