Just a funny serious little story about Marshfield, Wisconsin where it’s apparently easier for minors to get alcohol than it is for them to get a Dairy Queen Dilly Bar. The police say over 50% of the booze-selling establishments in Marshfield – both bars and stores – got caught selling all manner of hooch to underage party animals patrons. That’s right, 29 of the area’s 57 establishments sold to minors during a three-day high-tech sting operation compliance check. The police are careful to say they’re not out to put local people out of business, but, you know, they’d just like to, you know, not have drunk teenagers rampaging around town. Cuz it’s, you know, illegal and all. The full story is over here at WEAU.com.