Obviously, if a 22-year-old driver near Racine, Wis. had been trying to turn their Ford Taurus around in some guy’s driveway, and accidentally had it in drive instead of reverse, and plowed through the garage door ... the Associated Press would not be running a story about it. But when you replace “Ford Taurus” with “Oscar Mayer Weinermobile,” well ... then you got some magic on your hands:

• The famed hot dog's iconic Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant when the driver tried to turn the giant hot dog on wheels around in the driveway, police said.
• ... Oscar Mayer spokeswoman Sydney Lindner apologized for any inconvenience to the homeowner ...

No one was hurt, but the house and the giant freakin’ motorized wiener on wheels sustained moderate damage. Check out the full article for more pictures and not one shred of sexual innuendo.

Photo above from  WITI-TV.