Unfortunately, authorities near Augusta do not suspect aliens in the recent livestock attacks that left a horse with a sore shoulder and a sheep with a lack of being alive. Nope, some bow-n-arrow-toting human whack job shot an arrow into a farmer’s horse’s shoulder (she’ll be fine) and a (presumably different) arrow into a sheep (she’ll be a fine kabob). The animals were from different farms. According to the L-T, the police are looking for information, but they should probably get this guy on the case – he'll figure it out.

Hey, at least this Robin Hood jerk is a tad more subtle than these morons.