You pantomime making breakfast
while your husband does his best impression
of a man who likes his wife’s coffee.

Is your line “Have a good day at work”
Or “Don’t forget the dry cleaning”?

You can’t remember, so instead cross upstage,
ask him to take the dog you don’t have
for a long walk. He adlibs a kiss
on the cheek and asks about dinner,
grabs a wax banana from the centerpiece. 

Without conflict, there is no drama:
Either Aristotle or your therapist said that.

Whatever you do, don’t mention the character
who never arrived, the room he painted
robin’s egg blue, your sister’s hand-me-downs
you gave to Goodwill.

Remember, it’s like they say on airplanes:
The closest exit may be behind you.

Originally from St. Louis, Katie Vagnino is a Visiting Assistant Professor at UW-Eau Claire where she teaches composition and creative writing. She is also a member of the Master Singers. Learn more about Katie here.

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