Let MASH Decide the Rest of Your Life
V1 Staff |
The celebrated game is all set up for you, so grab a friend/parent/acquaintance/total stranger, ask them to pick a number, and circle whatever item (one per
category) on the list corresponds to the number until your whole life is outlined.
SIGNIFICANT OTHER (of local significance)
Neil Gaiman (author)
Jack Dawson (Titanic)
Doug Michaels (WQOW)
Justin Vernon (Bon Iver)
Kato Kaelin (OJ trial)
Dear Abby (columnist)
Ashley Baylor (WEAU)
Annie Hall (Annie Hall)
Elizabeth Christianson (QuinnElizabeth)
Mary Brunner (Manson family)
CAREER
WRR explosion control
Silver Spring taste tester
Heir to Menards fortune
Express mascot understudy
Lake Altoona bacteria tester
ADDRESS
Next to Cascade Paper Mill
Lake Hallie
Third Ward
At the Confluence
Oakwood Hills
RESIDENCE
Bon Iver’s log cabin
Phoenix Park apartment
Llama farm
Apartment above The Joynt
Banbury Place
VEHICLE
Paul Menard race car
Honey Weiss Jeep
Sacred Heart helicopter
Duct tape car
Where the Wild Things Are VW bus
COLOR OF HOUSE/CAR
Lake Menomin algae green
Babe the Blue Ox blue
Bluegold blueish goldish
Indie music hipster flannel
City budget in the red
HONEYMOON LOCALE
The Las Vegas room of Metropolis
Taliesin
Leinie’s Lodge
Paul Bunyan Logging Camp
The Creamery Inn