IF YOU SHOW IT, WE WILL COME
    This is an odd question, but since it falls into my realm of interests, I find myself compelled to ask: Is there an underlying reason why there are no public venues that show pay-per-view UFC [Ultimate Fighting Championship] events? I don’t consider myself a conspiracy theorist, but given it’s recently booming popularity, and the sizable Eau Claire audience, I am considering the possibility of collusion. Or maybe I can convince you to write an appeal to the local establishments; there are fans of MMA here, and if you show it, we will come.

– John Goodman, Eau Claire