Special Section

Let MASH Decide the Rest of Your Life

V1 Staff |

The celebrated game is all set up for you, so grab a friend/parent/acquaintance/total stranger, ask them to pick a number, and circle whatever item (one per
category) on the list corresponds to the number until your whole life is outlined.

SIGNIFICANT OTHER  (of local significance)

Neil Gaiman (author)
Jack Dawson (Titanic)
Doug Michaels (WQOW)
Justin Vernon (Bon Iver)
Kato Kaelin (OJ trial)

Dear Abby (columnist)
Ashley Baylor (WEAU)
Annie Hall (Annie Hall)
Elizabeth Christianson (QuinnElizabeth)
Mary Brunner (Manson family)

CAREER

WRR explosion control
Silver Spring taste tester
Heir to Menards fortune
Express mascot understudy
Lake Altoona bacteria tester

ADDRESS

Next to Cascade Paper Mill
Lake Hallie
Third Ward
At the Confluence
Oakwood Hills

RESIDENCE

Bon Iver’s log cabin
Phoenix Park apartment
Llama farm
Apartment above The Joynt
Banbury Place

VEHICLE

Paul Menard race car
Honey Weiss Jeep
Sacred Heart helicopter
Duct tape car
Where the Wild Things Are VW bus

COLOR OF HOUSE/CAR

Lake Menomin algae green
Babe the Blue Ox blue
Bluegold blueish goldish
Indie music hipster flannel
City budget in the red

HONEYMOON LOCALE

The Las Vegas room of Metropolis
Taliesin
Leinie’s Lodge
Paul Bunyan Logging Camp
The Creamery Inn