In a statement released mysteriously close to Halloween, The Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources is seeking volunteers to track timber wolves. Now, according to WQOW, the DNR claims they just want to count the wolves. They say they want to gather data to help biologists evaluate the wolf population. But we at Volume One are reading between the lines, and right between two of those lines we find the word WEREWOLF.

In all caps.

Wolves were recently put back on the federal endangered species list, with an estimated 564 counted in Wisconsin last winter. What a perfect cover story for a covert government program to track and capture werewolves for eventual use in an unstoppable army of armored (m)animals, able to swarm and shred apart enemies (for one night a month).

Watch for more on this story as it develops …