OK! So Valentine’s Day is on Saturday, and it’s time to do something about it. Now. Your last resort for romance: our Mixed Messages Valentine email generator thing. If you have yet to try it, you’re in for a truly decadent treat. It’s so easy, it’s sinful. If you’ve already tried it, try it again. The flow your love cannot be stopped.
This is by far the easiest and funniest way to quickly, quietly, and effectively surprise-attack your significant others with love. Seriously, it’s like a sniper rifle that shoots a ninja straight into your lover’s golden heart. And if that’s not romantic, we just don’t know what is.
Also, just a reminder that we’ve only got a few weeks left in our big Reviewathon where you can win $500 in free food from local restaurants just by leaving a restaurant review.
– Volume One