Earning the moola, y'all!

What’s up ladies who are at least 21 years old as of June 1, have at least three years of education, training or experience in communications, marketing, public relations or a combination of the three? You wanna be the 64th Alice in Dairyland? Of course you do. It's every gir's dream. Well, you better apply soon.

Wisconsin's official spokes-farm-girl for its $59 billion agriculture industry will be chosen in May, but  you’ve got until January 11 to apply. So start padding the ol’, um, resumé. Especially since the pay ain’t too bad for a 21 year old beauty pageant winner. Says The Cap Times:

The 63rd Alice, Christine Lindner [Twitter], said there's a lot to do as the state's farming ambassador.

"As an agri-marketer, communicator and educator, Alice in Dairyland encourages residents to buy Wisconsin products and to learn more about how their food was produced," Lindner said in a news release.

The position is a one-year, full-time job with DATCP that pays $40,000 a year, plus benefits.

Life on the road (around Wisconsin) must be a wild (cheese-riddled) ride for Alice in Dairyland. A lot of crazy shiz goes down out there. If you think you’re up to it, apply.