Yesterday, people working over in Banbury Place, Building 13 smelled something weird. So they called the fire department, and after searching for a few hours, our hunky local firefighters found something odd ...

• Firefighters say they found the odor coming from several plastic drums on the second floor. Firefighters were able to get the drums out of the building and the chemicals are now being sent to a lab for testing. Two occupants in the building were taken to the hospital after complaining of irritation. (WQOW.com)

No word on whether those plastic drums a) belong to a business renting space in Banbury; b) were left over from the ol’ tire plant days; or c) were left there to rot by a covert CIA task force investigating local cattle abductions.

And we may never know. All we know with absolute uncertainty is this and this.