Well, this is Memorial Day weekend, so have a safe, fun, and if you so choose, ceremonial weekend. Watch those eyebrows as you fire up the grill, and don’t pull anything playing bocce ball with your family and/or hipster friends. And take at least a few moments to think about all the people who died while in military service for the good ol’ USA.

On Saturday: Downtown Eau Claire Farmers Market, Funky Junk Garage Sale, Arm Wrestling Contest, Walk/Klenz Jazz Sextet, Cool Disposition CD Release, and Broken Home

Sunday: Chippewa Valley Century Ride, New Moon Mehndi, Mojo Lemon, and Train Rides!

Monday: Memorial Day Parade (CF), CAJE Meeting, and … Beer Pong. Why not?