Killer Rabbits on the Loose

Mike Paulus |

If you can see past WEAU.com’s biggest headline this morning – Seven Million Dollar Chopper Lands in Eau Claire! – you may notice a tiny story about what’s surly a major sign of the upcoming Bunny Apocalypse. Apperarantly, a local motorist fell prey to a clever bunny ambush. The story

  • Dunn county deputies say the driver of this SUV was driving on 970th Street South of Elk Mound when they think he swerved to miss a rabbit, hit a culvert, went airborne, crossed the road and rolled three or four times.
  • Sgt. Todd Kurtzhals says the driver, who wasn't wearing a seat belt, was thrown from the SUV into the field.

The driver sustained minor injuries, much to the chagrin of the evil rabbit who tried to kill him. This is a warning people. It’s the beginning of the end. The rabbits are coming, and they are pissed.