This is not a SPAM email’s subject line. This is not a test. This is real. We started two big deals on the website this week, one for you stomach and one for right above your stomach: your sweet ol' heart.

Reviewathon: Win $500 in Free Food . Starting now, you can head over to our online dining guide and start leaving restaurant reviews. For every restaurant review you post, you’ll be entered to win a grand prize of ten $50 gift certificates from area restaurants. Winners will be drawn in very early March.

Automatic Valentine Email Generator Thing: We care about the romance in your life or lack thereof. So starting now, you can use our “Mixed Messages” Valentine email generator. All you do is fill out a quick, Mad Lib-style form and an amazing email of love is blasted at the object of your desire. Nothing says “I love you” like an email. And! Right before V-Day, one lucky sender will win a dozen roses (for givin’ or for keepin’).

Have fun. Win stuff. Change can happen. Yes we can. Woo!