What not to wear in Wisconsin this Halloween

Hey, you don’t want to show up for that awesome Halloween party this weekend dressed like all your unoriginal friends and lame acquaintances. You want to stand out. So if you’re wondering want NOT to wear, we’ve got the inside scoop. Yep, according to us, which is to say, according to WQOW.com, which is to say, according to the Associated Press, which is to say, according to Sortprice.com, the most popular Halloween costumes in Wisconsin are as follows:

KIDS
Hannah Montana
Bumblebee Transformers
Dora the Explorer

ADULT MALE
Michael Jackson
Vampire
Batman

ADULT FEMALE
Sexy nurse
Sexy barmaid

So, there you go. Don’t dress like anything listed above. And better yet, make your own costume. Here’re some ideas: Be a living Zoltar machine. Or maybe you and a friend can be Harold and the Purple Crayon. If you’re a kid, I don’t know, be a tiny Red Hat Society Lady. The (cool) adults will find it ironi-larious.

posted by Mike Paulus

Comments (3)

AgentPendrell 10/28/09	Rhea Perlman makes me so hot...
ian 10/28/09	Dude, where's Dharma Initiative Jumpsuit?
Super Kevin 10/27/09	Haha, I went as Hannah Montana last year...

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